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BB7 Specific Jokes
I guess I'll put a bit about myself here along with a few jokes and just 'stuff' LOL


a good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying

"damn... we fucked up"

Silly American Laws
 
Alaska
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
California
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
District of Columbia
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Idaho
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Illinois
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
Iowa
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
Kentucky
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".
Maryland
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
Michigan
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Minnesota
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
Missouri
In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
 
Montana
In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and only if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Nebraska
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Nevada
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
New Jersey
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
New Mexico
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Ohio
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Oklahoma
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
Oregon
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
Pennsylvania
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
South Dakota
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
Texas
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
Utah
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
Virginia
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
Washington
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
Wisconsin
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
Wyoming
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!