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if you have any quotes you think i would like :o)| |
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| Date | Quote |
| 8 June 2003 | How was wire invented? Two lawyers pulling on a penny |
| 12 July 2003 | Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? |
| 04 Aug 2003 | You know you're having a bad day when... Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue. |
| 08 Aug 2003 | The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. |
| 06 Sep 2003 | Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? |
| 12 Jan 2004 | In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. |
| 08 Feb 2004 |
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide"? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license. Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
| 20 Feb 2004 | All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. |